My friend told me he had a sister. i asked if she was hot and he said she was 8. that wasnt my question

My sister and I were both adopted from the same country, and my parents say they got us on a “two for one special.”

What’s the best part about plowing your cousin?

— It makes your sister jealous

Best friend: dude your sister is hot i’d Hit that

Me: already did SWEEETT HOMMEE ALABAMA