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My mom said take out the trash and i said okay. the next day she asked “where is your sister”, and i said in line to get crushed.
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Dad: What did you learn in school today?
Timmy: Not enough, I guess, ‘cus I gotta go back tomorrow.
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A dad told his son never to hit girls so the sun repeid i promis. When the sun got older he was doing the dirty with "a girl " and the girl sais spank me daddy… and the sons repsonds my dad said never to hit a girl. and the “girl” takes of the wig and its his dad and the dad said good job son!.. Son:… um
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Girl: How do you feel about abortion? Dad: Ask your sister Girl: I don’t have a …
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Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over.
My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry
So I threw a coconut at her