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I went for a job interview today and the manager said, “We’re looking for someone who is responsible.”
“Well, I’m your man.” I replied, “In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.” |
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I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
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Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over.
My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry
So I threw a coconut at her
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I Googled “How to start a Wildfire”. I got 48,500 matches.
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Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.