“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”

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%%Do you ate chef boyardee’s food?

No, why?

Boy are deez nuts so big

Do you know wildee?

What’s that?

Willdeeznuts fit into your mouth

There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.