I went to my sister room one day. I see a trophy, so I ask my sister how did you won this trophy my sister said to me the neighbors gave it to me because I gave out the best hand jobs in the neighbor. I guess my sister put her hands in good use.

I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone I didn’t know you’re not supposed to do that if you’re a bus driver!

What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!!

Why did the dwarf get a job at lidl? Because every lidl heps