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What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless untill you put it in your mouth and light it on fire. |
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I love fire. My friends love it too. When i set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.
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I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.
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What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.