Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver

I used to be a banker but I lost interest…

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.

Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)

Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!

Why do the japanese hate Christmas???

Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population