I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.

What fell down the tree first the emo or the apple

Guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging

The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five

It left him hanging

911 what’s your emergency Me, my grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she’s dead Well it’s not a living room any more Me, hangs up

Whats worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree? 1 dead baby hanging of 1000 trees