What’s the difference between a job and a wife

The job keeps sucking after 5 years

A surgeon loses his job as he botched a surgery

Boss: “we have to let you go.”

Surgeon: “I protest innocence.”

Boss: “how?”

Surgeon: “I thought to do your job and saving people’s lives were two different things. ”

Boss: “get out”

My sister told me she like Medusa. I said h. My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy facial expression and when the look down they do nothing, but stay still.

I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.