I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn’t like it if we don’t work on math in his class. So I did science homework on top of a math book

Teacher: "you know you can’t sleep in my class" boy: " I know. Maybe if you were a little quieter, I could

Teacher: where’s you homework? Student: at home… Teacher: what’s it doing there? Student: having a better time than me.

The fat kid asked the teacher “is godzilla real” the teacher said “they’re standing right infront of me”