Son: Dad am I adopted? Father: What? No! Out of all the kids in the adoption center do you really think I would pick u?
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Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van?

Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children

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Dad: "if they jumped off a bridge would you?" Tommy: “yes, cuz there would be a body pile to break my fall!”

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