What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor.

A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor

Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby.

One makes you cry when you cut it up

What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…

What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg

Whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine

Unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside