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How do oysters call their friends?
 On shell phones! | 
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When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
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What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!

