If i’m the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a… guardian of the galaxy?

If you’re waiting for the waiter at a restaurant, aren’t you the waiter?

I bought a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle. so I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle.

I named my dog 5-Miles so now I tell people I walk 5-Miles everyday