I went to visit my friends sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him he kept repeating “Ni caizhe wo de yangqi guan”
Suddenly right in front of me, he passed. Later that night I translated his last words, and they were “You’re standing on my oxygen tube”
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You should never leave a man hanging.

Unless they are still alive…

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What was Steven Hawking’s last words?

The windows xp log out sound

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Wanna hear some famous last words? “We are just experiencing some turbulence”

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