In normal country they have lemonade in soviet russia they have Leninade “refresh yourself with a cold war.”
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How do you stay warm in a cold room?

You go to the corners. It’s always 90 degrees

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A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, “now were not even allowed to do that.”

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