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Why did i walk across the road?
To get hit by a car |
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I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
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If a person in a wheel chair runs you over, can you call it a Hit and Can?t Run
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Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
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Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.