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So this blind man was walking down the street with his stick right. and he walked passed this fish market, he took a deep breath and said " WWOAAH GOODMORNING LADIES"
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I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn’t find a manual.
What’s the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.
When little johnny was about 3 he got curious and stuck his hand up a maniquins pants and his mom says no little johnny there is teeth up there that will bite off your hand little johnny thing oh no i cant do that again. a few years later he was 15 and he had a gf and they were making out and she says why dont you ever stick your hand up my pants he says on no my mom says there is teeth that will bite off my hand up there she says no there isnt just look little johnny looks and says well no wonder there aint no teeth by the way them gums look.
A stick. Get your head out of the gutters…Jeez.