A man is standing on the side of the road, waiting to cross, when another man stands alongside him, the first man says, " I have been waiting to cross here for ages, its impossible to cross " the second man says, “there is a zebra crossing up the road”, he said, “I hope he is having better luck than I am”.

People keep telling me they hope Kenny never has kids. I don’t think that’s a worry. His mom is much too old to get pregnant.

What does the man say about his baby sister lydia? "I hope she electricutes herself!’

Did you hear about the man who swallowed his watch? He went to the doctor hoping he could give him something to help pass the time.