How do asians name there kids?

They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)

What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs? … A boner…

Why was it wong to throw my chinese friend down the stairs

Someone threatened to break into my house but I am in a wheelchair, I said sure and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.