What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?

They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.

Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade.

Yo mama’s so fat, when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

Your mama is so fat 1 punch man had to punch twice