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Why’d the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay (guys/girls) house. (Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?” A: the chicken
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Did you know the f in orphan stands for family…oh wait HAHA
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell there parents…oh continue
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I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday. I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
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Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: “Can i have some milk?” He waited for three hours to get an answer. His mom finally said: “No your dad still isn’t back with it.”
A man is with his friend in a bar.
The friend, out of the blue asks, “Hey, what’s your body count?”
Nervous, the man looks away.
The friend then says, “I’m talking about sex.”
The man then turns back and mumbles, “Oh… I thought you saw inside the basement…”
“Wait, wha…”
“What?”
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