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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? – Because they lactose.
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What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
How do you cut ancient Rome in half?
With a pair of Caesars.
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I entered ten puns into a contest to see which one would win.
No pun in ten did
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You know why I don’t buy Velcro items anymore?
They are a total rip off.
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My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.