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Girlfriends are just like Ak47s they always go off on you.
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A d v e r t i s e m e n t:
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A: Whats the similarity between your girlfriend and the Sun?
B: They’re both hot?
A: They’re both massive.
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School Bully: How’s your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don’t have any! Me: How’s your parents? Oh wait, you don’t have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage
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My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with pasta. – I’m doing well, but I do get cannelloni.
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Why couldn’t the lizard get a girlfriend?
Because he had a reptile dysfunction!