My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.

Only one of Kenny’s girlfriends has ever said he’s good in bed. But she has to. She’s his mom.

How do you know when you girlfriend is to young?

You have to make airoplane noises to get her to open her mouth…

Sorry

What’s the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.