If I went to walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they’re barcodes too.
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Me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don’t it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived

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I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning.

A depressing but satisfying victory.

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