I never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me

My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack

I always hit on 16, the get busted

If you ever get Mad, just hit an orphan

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

There were once three brothers, Shit, Shut up and Manners. One day Shit got hit by a car. Shut up went to find help at the local police station whilst Manners tried to help Shit. When Shut up got to the police station he says “my brother has just been hit by a car.” The policeman replied with “OK then first I need to know your name.” “Shut up” “No, I need to know your name.” “Shut up. ” “Excuse me but where are your manners.” “Round the corner picking up shit.”