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Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
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My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
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What’s big and yellow and can’t swim, a bus filled with children
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I was on a bus when this girl offered to blow me for $5…
?…and never being a person to pass up a good deal, I gave her $5 and watched her do her thing. After she was finished she lit up a cigarette and started smoking right there on the bus.
I was disgusted. I thought to myself, “What is this world coming to? Who sells cigarettes to a 12 year old?”
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A bus full of kids.