What’s a depressed person’s least favorite type of cereal???

LIFE

When I was a kid I used to read a lot. I mainly grew up reading stories by Shakespeare, especially the story Romeo & Juliet. That one in particular taught me a valuable life lesson. It taught me to not be surprised when my girlfriend killed herself.

I was talking to a beaver about my life. I dont think he really gave a dam about it at all.

A cow went into a pride of lion’s territory?

Since that moment he knew his life was on stake