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What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
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Whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting ‘Remind me later’ on his Windows Updates.
When you going 80 mph and hit a speed bump Then the speed bump starts screaming
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Who reads the fastest? The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers, He took out 83 stories in one go.
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I’m not saying I hate you. But if you got hit by a bus I’d be driving that bus.