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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friends pen, in the end he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chickens life
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When I was a kid I used to read a lot. I mainly grew up reading stories by Shakespeare, especially the story Romeo & Juliet. That one in particular taught me a valuable life lesson. It taught me to not be surprised when my girlfriend killed herself.
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I was talking to a beaver about my life. I dont think he really gave a dam about it at all.
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A cow went into a pride of lion’s territory?
Since that moment he knew his life was on stake
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What’s Thanos’ favorite game? Half-life