A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died.hahahahah

So a bear and a rabbit are in field, the bear turns to the rabbit and asks, “does your poop stick to your fur?” And the rabbit replied, “no” and the bear then picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt.

What’s sticky and brown? A stick!

Fat man coming in the store waiter oh god not again:| fat man: hi i would like 3 fries and 19 burgers waiter: sorry sir you will get the owners store out of stock on food can i get you a salad instead? fat man: oh sorry but im the owner and i have alot of stocks the for he record you should get yourself a my order your skinny af gurl you trading to be a stick or something?