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I got a job at a library once, i got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.  | 
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Why is there a lot of whites in hockey? It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop
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Employer: Can you preform under pressure? Me: No, but i do a pretty good Bohemian Rhapsody.
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John: hi boss it is raining heavily today so I would not be coming
Boss: u stated in ur job application that swimming was it hobby so see u at at 11am
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Everyone in my class: I can’t wait until have a family, I can’t wait to study for my dream job My friends: What’s your dream job? Me: I’m going to die young:))

