What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.

What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.

Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome

What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.

What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.