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To become a licensed, airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.
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Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker?
They say he had locomotives.
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What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?
The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
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Why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
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What do need in order to crash a train?
A bad track record