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I accidentally drank a little food colouring last night. I ended up dying inside.
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If you’re waiting for the waiter at a restaurant, aren’t you the waiter?
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I bought a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle. so I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle.
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