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When little johnny was about 3 he got curious and stuck his hand up a maniquins pants and his mom says no little johnny there is teeth up there that will bite off your hand little johnny thing oh no i cant do that again. a few years later he was 15 and he had a gf and they were making out and she says why dont you ever stick your hand up my pants he says on no my mom says there is teeth that will bite off my hand up there she says no there isnt just look little johnny looks and says well no wonder there aint no teeth by the way them gums look.
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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur and the rabbit says no So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit
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Q:Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? A:To find Pooh!
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I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn’t find a manual.
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What’s the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.