My ex still misses me… But her aim is getting better every time!

Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver

My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers. To be honest, I should have seen the signs.

My Smoothie Ingredients -Bananas -Strawberry -The Blood of my ex -Peanut Butter

Gf- You are a drug. Bf- Why cause you are addicted to me? Gf- No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana.