I want a job cleaning mirrors, I could really see myself doing it??

The teacher once said to some students?i was an orphan before your principle hired me.? the students said?oof that is sad? the teacher tried to ignore them and take attendance she said?is anyone missing? the students said? your parents.? the teacher got offended and later that day quit her job

My ex died today. I also lost my job as a butcher

What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe? Getting neck!