Me telling depression and suicide joke in front ... have any, so nothin to worry about here.

Me telling depression and suicide joke in front of my friends. My friends: … oh wait i dont have any, so nothin to worry about here.

Waiting jokes

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I’ve decided to marry a pencil. I can’t wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.

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Me at the Oscars when i see Jada Pinkett Smith, me, I said: “G.I. Jane 2, more like G.I Jada 2, can’t wait to see it”

So will smith is laughing and then suddenly, Suddenly Will Smith walks up to me and punches me in the face

Me: "Ow, oh, wow. Will Smith just smacked the shit out of me.” My nigcka Smith goes: “KEEP MY WIFE’S NAME OUT OF YOUR f@ckING MOUTH! ” Me: “Maybe you should focus on keeping her friends out of hers”

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Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it’s solved then there’s a little Asian in there.

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