A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt she says “Oh what chest!” " That’s 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." Then he takes off his pants she says “Oh what legs!’’ He says “That 100 lbs of dynamite, baby.” After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running he catches her and says “Why were you running?” She said I didn’t wanna be in there once I’ve seen how small the fuse was.”
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What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A Doberman in a playground.

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