My girlfriend is a porn star. – She will kill me if she finds out.
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My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with pasta. – I’m doing well, but I do get cannelloni.

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Why couldn’t the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!

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