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When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
My father is like Houdini, when he heard his girlfriend was pregnant he disappeared. |
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Girlfriend: you remind me of a cellphone
Ex Boyfriend: how and why?
Girlfriend: Because your about to die
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Do you know what’s the difference between a knife and a girl’s argument
A knife has a point
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Once an orphan got a girlfriend. He regreted it. She left him too.
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A kid tell me he was gonna f$&k my mom on Fortnite! So I toldhim I was gonna double pump his mom untill she was wet like moisty meyers
Like if your not A GAY
Dislike if your furry
Repost if you HATE blacks
Omment for VBUCKS
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