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Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
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What’s a aliens favorite computer key?
The space bar!
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How did the computer get out of the house?
He used windows.
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What did the processor say when it was being overclocked?
“Stop it! It hertz so much!”