What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice. Nothing he just gave everyone the cold shoulder
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold? A: It’s always 90 degrees.
SOn:hey dad im cold can you give me a lift from work Dad:Hi cold, Nice to meet you sorry i dont pick up strangers Son:I hate you
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good because my wife’s a fat cold bitch.
What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather? A brrrrrrrr-d!
What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner? The cold shoulder
in normal country they have lemonade in soviet russia they have Leninade “refresh yourself with a cold war.”
uranus is cold
A Blonde crashed A Helicopter. A Police Officer Asked Her What Happened. She Says, “It Got Cold So I Turned Off The Fan.”
My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice i called it cold hard cash
What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.
Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relived. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. Nitrogen! The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good nigh-“
Knock knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
what can u catch but not throw? … . . . … … … … … . . … … … … Ook. a cold!
One dark stormy night when i was 8 years old I woke up in the middle of the night busting to pee, half asleep i walked down the stairs and toward the bathroom and heard a strange whirring sound that sounded like a ghost. When I opened the door i felt a strange cool breeze and the light came on automatically and the ghostly sound stopped, terrified I did what I had to and went back to bed. The next 3 nights the same thing happened and finally i decided i had to tell my mom no matter how hard to believe it sounded. The next night I woke up I went into my parents room and woke my mom up and said, “you have to come with me and see this it’s really important,” Half asleep she murmured, "oh what is it can’t it wait until the morning?’ I pleaded, “no you have to come see, our bathroom is haunted by a ghost when I go in the middle of the night I can hear a ghost sound then when i open the door I feel the cold as it swoops through me and the light comes on automatically. ” She yawned and said, “oh so that’s who’s been peeing in the refrigerator.”
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