Frozen

If you ever get cold just go to a corner because they usually 90 degrees.

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Orphan jokes protest Anonymous Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun! Comments: Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny! Shut up: Shut up! Liv: Gwen stop!! Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!

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I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.

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What does a bar fly and a Necrophiliac have in common? They both enjoy a Cold one once in awhile.

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What cannibals call a person that is running? Fast Food

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Why did sallys pizza get cold, because she has no arms.

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They say the polar ice caps are melting, good because my wife’s a fat cold bitch.

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What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it’s over your head! Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet? A: There are 11 letters in The Alphabet Report Ad Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy) Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle) Q: David’s father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ? A: David! Report Ad Q: If you were in a ra

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My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice i called it cold hard cash

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There are two cows in a field. One says to the other “I’m cold. Are you cold?” The other cow says “Yeah I’m Fresian”.

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what’s gassy and as cold as ice. ur-anus

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Why did the orphan jump into the burning building? It was to cold because they did not have a home.

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I like my bread how I like my wife: cold and stiff

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Why don’t mountains catch colds? They wear snow caps.

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What did Sushi ‘A’ say to Sushi ‘B’? -Wassaaaa…B

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