They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways. your forehead so big if you fell you would knock out your state cold
What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather? A brrrrrrrr-d!
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him
what can u catch but not throw? … . . . … … … … … . . … … … … Ook. a cold!
Why is it always cold in the hospital? to keep the vegetables fresh. Why was it cold in Stephen hawkings house? Because he had a new window open…
Ok now I’m not good at telling jokes but this 1 is not to bad 1 cunt said to anothrr cunt do you get cold at night f@ck no cunt the 1 st cunt said htm title=' currains to keep the cold out cunt xx'>why I have a built in set of verticlal currains to keep the cold out cunt xx
A good bath is like a dead lover. You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold. it’s so cold, i mist to bring my jacket
why would the chicken not cross the road? Beacuse its to old.(the joke is old) (the nchicken is old)
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war cold war
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building? It was to cold because they did not have a home.
What cannibals call a person that is running? Fast Food
Knock knock whos their. Cold. Cold who? “It is cold out here”
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds. One of the kids says something. Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty? The other kid says something else. Yes. It sounds cool. After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid’s mouth: Wow! Look at that snowman! It’s got hair all over. But I think it’s missing something though. The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking. Oh, I know what it is! After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman’s crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack. The first kid speaks. Icy what you did there. The other kid replies. Good thing I didn’t slip up there. The first kid replies. Well, that’s snow problem. The other kid then uttered this: These puns would make the most frigid individual crack-up. The first kid then says: I know, right? They then begin a snowball fight. The other kid then says: Only the men have snowballs!
Ice cold coffee? Coll beans!
So i was laying in bed and jt winter do my room is aleays cold cause the heater doesnt work. And i was thinking… It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me… Then i layghed cause who would wanna be with me. Hahaha
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