what do you do when you get locked outside your house… you talk to the lock. because communication is key.
why do mountains are very cold. because they are very cold.
Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late? His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner? The cold shoulder
A blonde crashes a airplane Officer: could you please explain to me what happened? Woman: It got so cold in the plane I turned the fan off. Officer: face palms self Also officer: Here’s you sign
What did Sushi ‘A’ say to Sushi ‘B’? -Wassaaaa…B
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good because my wife’s a fat cold bitch.
why would the chicken not cross the road? Beacuse its to old.(the joke is old) (the nchicken is old)
So i was laying in bed and jt winter do my room is aleays cold cause the heater doesnt work. And i was thinking… It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me… Then i layghed cause who would wanna be with me. Hahaha
Texas be like its cold over here over here
What cannibals call a person that is running? Fast Food
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, “now were not even allowed to do that.”
So today is my birthday today am 13 but yesterday am going to turn 10.but am not even go to school to know the number ten becuase one time at 10 pm in the morning it was so cold in in my hot room so I want outside to drive my car to drive my car. But I stopped becuase the light turn green.i was talking a bath in the front of my car out it didn’t have bin so am taking a sh$t
What does a spy do when he’s cold? He goes under cover.
What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it’s over your head! Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet? A: There are 11 letters in The Alphabet Report Ad Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy) Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle) Q: David’s father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ? A: David! Report Ad Q: If you were in a ra
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