Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy) Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle) Q: David’s father had three
when is a cold not a cold?
What cannibals call a person that is running? Fast Food
what do you do when you get locked outside your house… you talk to the lock. because communication is key.
What does a spy do when he’s cold? He goes under cover.
I like my bread how I like my wife: cold and stiff
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war cold war
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There usually 90^!
Little Johnny is watching his mum rubbing cold cream on her face and he asks her “why are you rubbing that stuff on your face mother?” His mother replies “to make myself beautiful Johnny.” A few minutes later she starts rubbing the cream off with a tissue. Johnny says to her “What is the matter? Are you giving up?”
One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately it was light beer.
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold? A: It’s always 90 degrees.
One time a kid came to the hospital and said “I really need help”, the kid said he was really hot so the put an ice cold towel on him. Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems and he said “yes I am really hot” and the doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said “are you sure, you look amazing” and the kid said that he ment to say I look hot!
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, “now were not even allowed to do that.”
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model…
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good because my wife’s a fat cold bitch.
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