What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner? The cold shoulder
Why don’t mountains catch colds? They wear snow caps.
One time a kid came to the hospital and said “I really need help”, the kid said he was really hot so the put an ice cold towel on him. Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems and he said “yes I am really hot” and the doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said “are you sure, you look amazing” and the kid said that he ment to say I look hot!
How do you stay warm in a cold room? You go to the corners. It’s always 90 degrees
what are mountains so cold?? your muom lol
When it’s cold outside men can cut ice in 3 places
why do mountains are very cold. because they are very cold.
Hell in Greek Times was known as cold and misty… so now just look at Seattle.
guess what song this is from: I’LL CUT YOU INTO LITTLE BITTY PIECES OR FREEZE YOU TILL YOUR BLOOD RUNS COLD OR STAB YOUR TIL’ YOU HEART STOPS PUMPING I’M HERE TO REALIZE YOUR WISH FROM WHAT I’M TOLD
uranus is cold
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees? Cold as hell
Texas be like its cold over here over here
Ok now I’m not good at telling jokes but this 1 is not to bad 1 cunt said to anothrr cunt do you get cold at night f@ck no cunt the 1 st cunt said htm title=' currains to keep the cold out cunt xx'>why I have a built in set of verticlal currains to keep the cold out cunt xx
what can u catch but not throw? … . . . … … … … … . . … … … … Ook. a cold!
I like my bread how I like my wife: cold and stiff
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