There are two cows in a field. One says to the other “I’m cold. Are you cold?” The other cow says “Yeah I’m Fresian”.
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good because my wife’s a fat cold bitch.
in normal country they have lemonade in soviet russia they have Leninade “refresh yourself with a cold war.”
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy) Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle) Q: David’s father had three
Yoo mama so stupid she tried to stop the cold war with a heater
Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relived. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. Nitrogen! The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good nigh-“
What’s cold, blue and makes women cry? Cot death.
Knock knock whos their. Cold. Cold who? “It is cold out here”
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter? Come close and i’ll knock you out cold
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war cold war
A Blonde crashed A Helicopter. A Police Officer Asked Her What Happened. She Says, “It Got Cold So I Turned Off The Fan.”
Why are colds such bad robbers? – Because they’re so easy to catch.
So i was laying in bed and jt winter do my room is aleays cold cause the heater doesnt work. And i was thinking… It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me… Then i layghed cause who would wanna be with me. Hahaha
Texas be like its cold over here over here
what can u catch but not throw? … . . . … … … … … . . … … … … Ook. a cold!
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