Frozen

What did Sushi ‘A’ say to Sushi ‘B’? -Wassaaaa…B

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What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather? A brrrrrrrr-d!

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A blonde crashes a airplane Officer: could you please explain to me what happened? Woman: It got so cold in the plane I turned the fan off. Officer: face palms self Also officer: Here’s you sign

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What does a spy do when he’s cold? He goes under cover.

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So today is my birthday today am 13 but yesterday am going to turn 10.but am not even go to school to know the number ten becuase one time at 10 pm in the morning it was so cold in in my hot room so I want outside to drive my car to drive my car. But I stopped becuase the light turn green.i was talking a bath in the front of my car out it didn’t have bin so am taking a sh$t

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Yoo mama so stupid she tried to stop the cold war with a heater

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A Blonde crashed A Helicopter. A Police Officer Asked Her What Happened. She Says, “It Got Cold So I Turned Off The Fan.”

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A good bath is like a dead lover. You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold. it’s so cold, i mist to bring my jacket

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Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him

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If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There usually 90^!

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They say the polar ice caps are melting, good because my wife’s a fat cold bitch.

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What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees? Cold as hell

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What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it’s over your head! Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet? A: There are 11 letters in The Alphabet Report Ad Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy) Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle) Q: David’s father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ? A: David! Report Ad Q: If you were in a ra

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Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy) Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle) Q: David’s father had three

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why do mountains are very cold. because they are very cold.

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