Why are hospitals always freezing?
They need to keep the vegetables cold.
Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late? His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
I like my bread how I like my wife: cold and stiff
Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer had cold hands!
Why would the chicken not cross the road? Beacuse its to old.(the joke is old) (the nchicken is old)
Is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?
One time a kid came to the hospital and said “I really need help”, the kid said he was really hot so the put an ice cold towel on him. Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems and he said “yes I am really hot” and the doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said “are you sure, you look amazing” and the kid said that he ment to say I look hot!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
What’s gassy and as cold as ice. ur-anus
Uranus is cold
I picked up a document and I started to feel cold. I looked down at the document and it read DRAFT.
Most annoying thing… When we send something in What’s app thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks…
If you ever get cold just go to a corner because they usually 90 degrees.
My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice
I called it cold hard cash
Ok now I’m not good at telling jokes but this 1 is not to bad 1 cunt said to anothrr cunt do you get cold at night f@ck no cunt the 1 st cunt said htm title=' currains to keep the cold out cunt xx'>why I have a built in set of verticlal currains to keep the cold out cunt xx
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