Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds. One of the kids says something. Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty? The other kid says something else. Yes. It sounds cool. After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid’s mouth: Wow! Look at that snowman! It’s got hair all over. But I think it’s missing something though. The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking. Oh, I know what it is! After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman’s crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack. The first kid speaks. Icy what you did there. The other kid replies. Good thing I didn’t slip up there. The first kid replies. Well, that’s snow problem. The other kid then uttered this: These puns would make the most frigid individual crack-up. The first kid then says: I know, right? They then begin a snowball fight. The other kid then says: Only the men have snowballs!
If you ever get cold just go to a corner because they usually 90 degrees.
SOn:hey dad im cold can you give me a lift from work Dad:Hi cold, Nice to meet you sorry i dont pick up strangers Son:I hate you
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, “now were not even allowed to do that.”
Why don’t mountains catch colds? They wear snow caps.
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him
I picked up a document and I started to feel cold. I looked down at the document and it read DRAFT.
Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she’s cold? – Because it’s 90 degrees.
So today is my birthday today am 13 but yesterday am going to turn 10.but am not even go to school to know the number ten becuase one time at 10 pm in the morning it was so cold in in my hot room so I want outside to drive my car to drive my car. But I stopped becuase the light turn green.i was talking a bath in the front of my car out it didn’t have bin so am taking a sh$t
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building? It was to cold because they did not have a home.
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice. Nothing he just gave everyone the cold shoulder
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter? Come close and i’ll knock you out cold
I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.
My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice i called it cold hard cash
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