What does a bar fly and a Necrophiliac have in common? They both enjoy a Cold one once in awhile.
Little Johnny is watching his mum rubbing cold cream on her face and he asks her “why are you rubbing that stuff on your face mother?” His mother replies “to make myself beautiful Johnny.” A few minutes later she starts rubbing the cream off with a tissue. Johnny says to her “What is the matter? Are you giving up?”
Most annoying thing… When we send something in What’s app thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks…
uranus is cold
So today is my birthday today am 13 but yesterday am going to turn 10.but am not even go to school to know the number ten becuase one time at 10 pm in the morning it was so cold in in my hot room so I want outside to drive my car to drive my car. But I stopped becuase the light turn green.i was talking a bath in the front of my car out it didn’t have bin so am taking a sh$t
What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner? The cold shoulder
I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.
What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it’s over your head! Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet? A: There are 11 letters in The Alphabet Report Ad Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy) Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle) Q: David’s father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ? A: David! Report Ad Q: If you were in a ra
A Blonde crashed A Helicopter. A Police Officer Asked Her What Happened. She Says, “It Got Cold So I Turned Off The Fan.”
what are mountains so cold?? your muom lol
Yoo mama so stupid she tried to stop the cold war with a heater
why was the stadium so cold? Because of all its fans!
Texas be like its cold over here over here
When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.
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