One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately it was light beer.
So today is my birthday today am 13 but yesterday am going to turn 10.but am not even go to school to know the number ten becuase one time at 10 pm in the morning it was so cold in in my hot room so I want outside to drive my car to drive my car. But I stopped becuase the light turn green.i was talking a bath in the front of my car out it didn’t have bin so am taking a sh$t
Do you know warrior cats? I heard Hawkfrost is Cold.
guess what song this is from: I’LL CUT YOU INTO LITTLE BITTY PIECES OR FREEZE YOU TILL YOUR BLOOD RUNS COLD OR STAB YOUR TIL’ YOU HEART STOPS PUMPING I’M HERE TO REALIZE YOUR WISH FROM WHAT I’M TOLD
Little Johnny is watching his mum rubbing cold cream on her face and he asks her “why are you rubbing that stuff on your face mother?” His mother replies “to make myself beautiful Johnny.” A few minutes later she starts rubbing the cream off with a tissue. Johnny says to her “What is the matter? Are you giving up?”
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter? Come close and i’ll knock you out cold
Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer had cold hands!
Knock knock whos their. Cold. Cold who? “It is cold out here”
What did Sushi ‘A’ say to Sushi ‘B’? -Wassaaaa…B
One time a kid came to the hospital and said “I really need help”, the kid said he was really hot so the put an ice cold towel on him. Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems and he said “yes I am really hot” and the doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said “are you sure, you look amazing” and the kid said that he ment to say I look hot!
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice. Nothing he just gave everyone the cold shoulder
Hell in Greek Times was known as cold and misty… so now just look at Seattle.
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him
uranus is cold
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