Frozen

I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.

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What makes it cold ?? in a room? Air conditioning

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What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war cold war

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What is the difference between

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Why are hospitals always freezing? They need to keep the vegetables cold.

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There are two cows in a field. One says to the other “I’m cold. Are you cold?” The other cow says “Yeah I’m Fresian”.

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A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, “now were not even allowed to do that.”

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They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways. your forehead so big if you fell you would knock out your state cold

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If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There usually 90^!

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A blonde crashes a airplane Officer: could you please explain to me what happened? Woman: It got so cold in the plane I turned the fan off. Officer: face palms self Also officer: Here’s you sign

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when is a cold not a cold?

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Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him

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Do you know warrior cats? I heard Hawkfrost is Cold.

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Dark jokes are like Antarctica The’re cold

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why was the stadium so cold? Because of all its fans!

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