Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello on the other side.
is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?
When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other “I’m cold. Are you cold?” The other cow says “Yeah I’m Fresian”.
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him
Why did sallys pizza get cold, because she has no arms.
Texas be like its cold over here over here
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways. your forehead so big if you fell you would knock out your state cold
why do mountains are very cold. because they are very cold.
Why is it always cold in the hospital? to keep the vegetables fresh. Why was it cold in Stephen hawkings house? Because he had a new window open…
When it’s cold outside men can cut ice in 3 places
Knock knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
Two Canadians die and end up in Hell. Satan decides to pay them a visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing. Confused, he asks them why they’re happy. They tell him, “Well, we’re so sick of the cold where we’re from, and this place is nice and toasty.” Satan, annoyed, storms away and goes to Hell’s boiler room, where he turns up the temperature. He goes back to the Canadians’ room, along the way being begged by all sorts of people to put the heating back down. He enters the room to see the Canadians having a barbecue. Furiously, he asks them what they’re doing. “Well, we can’t pass up this wonderful weather without getting out the barbecue!” Satan realizes he’s been doing the wrong thing. He goes to the boiler room and turns it down until it’s at a colder temperature than ever seen on earth. He knows he’s won now, so he goes back to the Canadians’ room, only to see them jumping up and down in excitement. He shouts at them in fury, “WHY ARE YOU STILL HAPPY?!?!?!” They look at him and shout at the same time, “Hell froze over! That means the Leafs won! ” Why do hospitals have fans? To keep the vegetables fresh and cold.
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model…
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold? A: It’s always 90 degrees.
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