What does a spy do when he’s cold? He goes under cover.
One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately it was light beer.
Why are hospitals always freezing? They need to keep the vegetables cold.
If you ever get cold just go to a corner because they usually 90 degrees.
Texas be like its cold over here over here
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good because my wife’s a fat cold bitch.
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other “I’m cold. Are you cold?” The other cow says “Yeah I’m Fresian”.
What did Sushi ‘A’ say to Sushi ‘B’? -Wassaaaa…B
Q.Why do Skeletons hate the cold A. It sends chills up there spine
What makes it cold ?? in a room? Air conditioning
why do mountains are very cold. because they are very cold.
How do you stay warm in a cold room? You go to the corners. It’s always 90 degrees
A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane. The German sticks his hand out and says “We are in Germany.” The others ask, “How do you know,” the German says, “Because it’s so cold.” Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says “We are in Australia,” the others ask “How do you know,” he replies “Because it’s so warm.” Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says " We are in Mexico, " the others ask “How do you know,” he says " Because my watch is gone"
Orphan jokes protest Anonymous Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun! Comments: Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny! Shut up: Shut up! Liv: Gwen stop!! Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!
Do you know warrior cats? I heard Hawkfrost is Cold.
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