Orphan jokes protest Anonymous Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun! Comments: Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny! Shut up: Shut up! Liv: Gwen stop!! Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!
What’s cold, blue and makes women cry? Cot death.
Why don’t mountains catch colds? They wear snow caps.
Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relived. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. Nitrogen! The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good nigh-“
One time a kid came to the hospital and said “I really need help”, the kid said he was really hot so the put an ice cold towel on him. Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems and he said “yes I am really hot” and the doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said “are you sure, you look amazing” and the kid said that he ment to say I look hot!
what do you do when you get locked outside your house… you talk to the lock. because communication is key.
when you have to get your prostate checked and you can feel the cold rubber of the glove but you realize both the doctor’s hands are on your shoulders
Ice cold coffee? Coll beans!
why would the chicken not cross the road? Beacuse its to old.(the joke is old) (the nchicken is old)
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice. Nothing he just gave everyone the cold shoulder
So today is my birthday today am 13 but yesterday am going to turn 10.but am not even go to school to know the number ten becuase one time at 10 pm in the morning it was so cold in in my hot room so I want outside to drive my car to drive my car. But I stopped becuase the light turn green.i was talking a bath in the front of my car out it didn’t have bin so am taking a sh$t
Knock knock whos their. Cold. Cold who? “It is cold out here”
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways. your forehead so big if you fell you would knock out your state cold
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war cold war
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