Why is it always cold in the hospital? to keep the vegetables fresh. Why was it cold in Stephen hawkings house? Because he had a new window open…
What does a bar fly and a Necrophiliac have in common? They both enjoy a Cold one once in awhile.
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold? A: It’s always 90 degrees.
why was the stadium so cold? Because of all its fans!
Orphan jokes protest Anonymous Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun! Comments: Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny! Shut up: Shut up! Liv: Gwen stop!! Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello on the other side.
Why are hospitals always freezing? They need to keep the vegetables cold.
When it’s cold outside men can cut ice in 3 places
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter? Come close and i’ll knock you out cold
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
what are mountains so cold?? your muom lol
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building? It was to cold because they did not have a home.
Yoo mama so stupid she tried to stop the cold war with a heater
So i was laying in bed and jt winter do my room is aleays cold cause the heater doesnt work. And i was thinking… It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me… Then i layghed cause who would wanna be with me. Hahaha
what can u catch but not throw? … . . . … … … … … . . … … … … Ook. a cold!
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