when is a cold not a cold?
Ice cold coffee? Coll beans!
in normal country they have lemonade in soviet russia they have Leninade “refresh yourself with a cold war.”
Why did sallys pizza get cold, because she has no arms.
What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.
Texas be like its cold over here over here
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold? A: It’s always 90 degrees.
Why are hospitals always freezing? They need to keep the vegetables cold.
Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer had cold hands!
what can u catch but not throw? … . . . … … … … … . . … … … … Ook. a cold!
when you have to get your prostate checked and you can feel the cold rubber of the glove but you realize both the doctor’s hands are on your shoulders
Do you know warrior cats? I heard Hawkfrost is Cold.
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him
What did Sushi ‘A’ say to Sushi ‘B’? -Wassaaaa…B
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war cold war
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