Frozen

Q.Why do Skeletons hate the cold A. It sends chills up there spine

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A man takes a boy into the woods boy says Boy: Mister I’m scared and it’s dark and cold The Man: How do you think I feel I’m walking out here alone

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?

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When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.

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What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees? Cold as hell

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uranus is cold

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer had cold hands!

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Most annoying thing… When we send something in What’s app thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks…

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Yoo mama so stupid she tried to stop the cold war with a heater

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I like my bread how I like my wife: cold and stiff

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One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately it was light beer.

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I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.

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There are two cows in a field. One says to the other “I’m cold. Are you cold?” The other cow says “Yeah I’m Fresian”.

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A good bath is like a dead lover. You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold. it’s so cold, i mist to bring my jacket

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It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!

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