Frozen

I love autumn ??

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what can u catch but not throw? … . . . … … … … … . . … … … … Ook. a cold!

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What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather? A brrrrrrrr-d!

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A Blonde crashed A Helicopter. A Police Officer Asked Her What Happened. She Says, “It Got Cold So I Turned Off The Fan.”

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when you have to get your prostate checked and you can feel the cold rubber of the glove but you realize both the doctor’s hands are on your shoulders

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Do you know warrior cats? I heard Hawkfrost is Cold.

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Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”

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What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice. Nothing he just gave everyone the cold shoulder

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I like my bread how I like my wife: cold and stiff

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One time a kid came to the hospital and said “I really need help”, the kid said he was really hot so the put an ice cold towel on him. Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems and he said “yes I am really hot” and the doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said “are you sure, you look amazing” and the kid said that he ment to say I look hot!

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Q.Why do Skeletons hate the cold A. It sends chills up there spine

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Hell in Greek Times was known as cold and misty… so now just look at Seattle.

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Little Johnny is watching his mum rubbing cold cream on her face and he asks her “why are you rubbing that stuff on your face mother?” His mother replies “to make myself beautiful Johnny.” A few minutes later she starts rubbing the cream off with a tissue. Johnny says to her “What is the matter? Are you giving up?”