Frozen

When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.

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Ok now I’m not good at telling jokes but this 1 is not to bad 1 cunt said to anothrr cunt do you get cold at night f@ck no cunt the 1 st cunt said htm title=' currains to keep the cold out cunt xx'>why I have a built in set of verticlal currains to keep the cold out cunt xx

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What does a bar fly and a Necrophiliac have in common? They both enjoy a Cold one once in awhile.

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is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?

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My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice i called it cold hard cash

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What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees? Cold as hell

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I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.

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What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather? A brrrrrrrr-d!

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So i was laying in bed and jt winter do my room is aleays cold cause the heater doesnt work. And i was thinking… It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me… Then i layghed cause who would wanna be with me. Hahaha

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I love autumn ??

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?

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They say the polar ice caps are melting, good because my wife’s a fat cold bitch.

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What cannibals call a person that is running? Fast Food

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Why are colds such bad robbers? – Because they’re so easy to catch.

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One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately it was light beer.

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