Do you know warrior cats? I heard Hawkfrost is Cold.
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees? Cold as hell
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him
Texas be like its cold over here over here
Ok now I’m not good at telling jokes but this 1 is not to bad 1 cunt said to anothrr cunt do you get cold at night f@ck no cunt the 1 st cunt said htm title=' currains to keep the cold out cunt xx'>why I have a built in set of verticlal currains to keep the cold out cunt xx
Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she’s cold? – Because it’s 90 degrees.
Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer had cold hands!
What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.
Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relived. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. Nitrogen! The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good nigh-“
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There usually 90^!
Why is it always cold in the hospital? to keep the vegetables fresh. Why was it cold in Stephen hawkings house? Because he had a new window open…
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other “I’m cold. Are you cold?” The other cow says “Yeah I’m Fresian”.
When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.
One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately it was light beer.
what do you do when you get locked outside your house… you talk to the lock. because communication is key.
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