A Blonde crashed A Helicopter. A Police Officer Asked Her What Happened. She Says, “It Got Cold So I Turned Off The Fan.”
I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.
What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather? A brrrrrrrr-d!
in normal country they have lemonade in soviet russia they have Leninade “refresh yourself with a cold war.”
what’s gassy and as cold as ice. ur-anus
Why are colds such bad robbers? – Because they’re so easy to catch.
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy) Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle) Q: David’s father had three
Why are hospitals always freezing? They need to keep the vegetables cold.
Dark jokes are like Antarctica The’re cold
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways. your forehead so big if you fell you would knock out your state cold
why would the chicken not cross the road? Beacuse its to old.(the joke is old) (the nchicken is old)
Little Johnny is watching his mum rubbing cold cream on her face and he asks her “why are you rubbing that stuff on your face mother?” His mother replies “to make myself beautiful Johnny.” A few minutes later she starts rubbing the cream off with a tissue. Johnny says to her “What is the matter? Are you giving up?”
So today is my birthday today am 13 but yesterday am going to turn 10.but am not even go to school to know the number ten becuase one time at 10 pm in the morning it was so cold in in my hot room so I want outside to drive my car to drive my car. But I stopped becuase the light turn green.i was talking a bath in the front of my car out it didn’t have bin so am taking a sh$t
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello on the other side.
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most? The “cold and passed out” kind.
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