What cannibals call a person that is running? Fast Food
Little Johnny is watching his mum rubbing cold cream on her face and he asks her “why are you rubbing that stuff on your face mother?” His mother replies “to make myself beautiful Johnny.” A few minutes later she starts rubbing the cream off with a tissue. Johnny says to her “What is the matter? Are you giving up?”
Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she’s cold? – Because it’s 90 degrees.
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello on the other side.
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model…
What makes it cold ?? in a room? Air conditioning
Why is it always cold in the hospital? to keep the vegetables fresh. Why was it cold in Stephen hawkings house? Because he had a new window open…
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war cold war
Orphan jokes protest Anonymous Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun! Comments: Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny! Shut up: Shut up! Liv: Gwen stop!! Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!
uranus is cold
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There usually 90^!
is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?
Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late? His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
why was the stadium so cold? Because of all its fans!
what are mountains so cold?? your muom lol
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