So my friend and I went camping at a Cold lake Campground and he jumped into it, without any warning, and so I asked him Wat-er you doing
Ok now I’m not good at telling jokes but this 1 is not to bad 1 cunt said to anothrr cunt do you get cold at night f@ck no cunt the 1 st cunt said htm title=' currains to keep the cold out cunt xx'>why I have a built in set of verticlal currains to keep the cold out cunt xx
A man takes a boy into the woods boy says Boy: Mister I’m scared and it’s dark and cold The Man: How do you think I feel I’m walking out here alone
Orphan jokes protest Anonymous Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun! Comments: Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny! Shut up: Shut up! Liv: Gwen stop!! Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don’t know why they’re saying it’s fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That’s not funny! It is% 9000,000 NO !!!
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello on the other side.
I picked up a document and I started to feel cold. I looked down at the document and it read DRAFT.
Yoo mama so stupid she tried to stop the cold war with a heater
Ice cold coffee? Coll beans!
What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late?? A cold shoulder
What did Sushi ‘A’ say to Sushi ‘B’? -Wassaaaa…B
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways. your forehead so big if you fell you would knock out your state cold
what do you do when you get locked outside your house… you talk to the lock. because communication is key.
Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer had cold hands!
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