what’s gassy and as cold as ice. ur-anus
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don’t know why they’re saying it’s fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That’s not funny! It is% 9000,000 NO !!!
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model…
I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.
A good bath is like a dead lover. You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold. it’s so cold, i mist to bring my jacket
A man takes a boy into the woods boy says Boy: Mister I’m scared and it’s dark and cold The Man: How do you think I feel I’m walking out here alone
Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late? His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
Hell in Greek Times was known as cold and misty… so now just look at Seattle.
What cannibals call a person that is running? Fast Food
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most? The “cold and passed out” kind.
Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer had cold hands!
Yoo mama so stupid she tried to stop the cold war with a heater
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello on the other side.
Ice cold coffee? Coll beans!
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There usually 90^!
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