What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most? The “cold and passed out” kind.
I picked up a document and I started to feel cold. I looked down at the document and it read DRAFT.
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, “now were not even allowed to do that.”
when is a cold not a cold?
in normal country they have lemonade in soviet russia they have Leninade “refresh yourself with a cold war.”
What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late?? A cold shoulder
Knock knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
A Blonde crashed A Helicopter. A Police Officer Asked Her What Happened. She Says, “It Got Cold So I Turned Off The Fan.”
Why is it always cold in the hospital? to keep the vegetables fresh. Why was it cold in Stephen hawkings house? Because he had a new window open…
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Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she’s cold? – Because it’s 90 degrees.
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There usually 90^!
guess what song this is from: I’LL CUT YOU INTO LITTLE BITTY PIECES OR FREEZE YOU TILL YOUR BLOOD RUNS COLD OR STAB YOUR TIL’ YOU HEART STOPS PUMPING I’M HERE TO REALIZE YOUR WISH FROM WHAT I’M TOLD
Hell in Greek Times was known as cold and misty… so now just look at Seattle.
what can u catch but not throw? … . . . … … … … … . . … … … … Ook. a cold!
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