Frozen

Knock knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?

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Ice cold coffee? Coll beans!

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I love autumn ??

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Texas be like its cold over here over here

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What is the difference between

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why was the stadium so cold? Because of all its fans!

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What does a spy do when he’s cold? He goes under cover.

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Why don’t mountains catch colds? They wear snow caps.

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What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees? Cold as hell

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what are mountains so cold?? your muom lol

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I picked up a document and I started to feel cold. I looked down at the document and it read DRAFT.

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Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late? His wife gave him the cold shoulder.

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A good bath is like a dead lover. You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold. it’s so cold, i mist to bring my jacket

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What makes it cold ?? in a room? Air conditioning

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What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it’s over your head! Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet? A: There are 11 letters in The Alphabet Report Ad Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy) Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle) Q: David’s father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ? A: David! Report Ad Q: If you were in a ra

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