Frozen

Knock knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?

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Hell in Greek Times was known as cold and misty… so now just look at Seattle.

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SOn:hey dad im cold can you give me a lift from work Dad:Hi cold, Nice to meet you sorry i dont pick up strangers Son:I hate you

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What makes it cold ?? in a room? Air conditioning

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Why is it always cold in the hospital? to keep the vegetables fresh. Why was it cold in Stephen hawkings house? Because he had a new window open…

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So i was laying in bed and jt winter do my room is aleays cold cause the heater doesnt work. And i was thinking… It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me… Then i layghed cause who would wanna be with me. Hahaha

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What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice. Nothing he just gave everyone the cold shoulder

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Do you know warrior cats? I heard Hawkfrost is Cold.

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Why did sallys pizza get cold, because she has no arms.

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What is the difference between

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What cannibals call a person that is running? Fast Food

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Why are hospitals always freezing? They need to keep the vegetables cold.

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Why are colds such bad robbers? – Because they’re so easy to catch.

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-Dude, What is your favorite rapper? -He is very cold blooded -Why? -He is Ice Cube

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Why did the orphan jump into the burning building? It was to cold because they did not have a home.

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