A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, “now were not even allowed to do that.”
Why are hospitals always freezing? They need to keep the vegetables cold.
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There usually 90^!
in normal country they have lemonade in soviet russia they have Leninade “refresh yourself with a cold war.”
What is the difference between
Why don’t mountains catch colds? They wear snow caps.
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don’t know why they’re saying it’s fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That’s not funny! It is% 9000,000 NO !!!
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most? The “cold and passed out” kind.
I picked up a document and I started to feel cold. I looked down at the document and it read DRAFT.
A man takes a boy into the woods boy says Boy: Mister I’m scared and it’s dark and cold The Man: How do you think I feel I’m walking out here alone
Texas be like its cold over here over here
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees? Cold as hell
when is a cold not a cold?
Why are colds such bad robbers? – Because they’re so easy to catch.
A blonde crashes a airplane Officer: could you please explain to me what happened? Woman: It got so cold in the plane I turned the fan off. Officer: face palms self Also officer: Here’s you sign
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