Frozen

why would the chicken not cross the road? Beacuse its to old.(the joke is old) (the nchicken is old)

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Q.Why do Skeletons hate the cold A. It sends chills up there spine

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Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don’t know why they’re saying it’s fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That’s not funny! It is% 9000,000 NO !!!

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is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?

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So today is my birthday today am 13 but yesterday am going to turn 10.but am not even go to school to know the number ten becuase one time at 10 pm in the morning it was so cold in in my hot room so I want outside to drive my car to drive my car. But I stopped becuase the light turn green.i was talking a bath in the front of my car out it didn’t have bin so am taking a sh$t

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I like my bread how I like my wife: cold and stiff

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There are two cows in a field. One says to the other “I’m cold. Are you cold?” The other cow says “Yeah I’m Fresian”.

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What’s cold, blue and makes women cry? Cot death.

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If you ever get cold just go to a corner because they usually 90 degrees.

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Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model…

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Why did the orphan jump into the burning building? It was to cold because they did not have a home.

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Do you know warrior cats? I heard Hawkfrost is Cold.

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why do mountains are very cold. because they are very cold.

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What does a spy do when he’s cold? He goes under cover.

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Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him

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