Frozen

They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways. your forehead so big if you fell you would knock out your state cold

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What’s cold, blue and makes women cry? Cot death.

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What does a spy do when he’s cold? He goes under cover.

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Ice cold coffee? Coll beans!

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Q.Why do Skeletons hate the cold A. It sends chills up there spine

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What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most? The “cold and passed out” kind.

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Why did sallys pizza get cold, because she has no arms.

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SOn:hey dad im cold can you give me a lift from work Dad:Hi cold, Nice to meet you sorry i dont pick up strangers Son:I hate you

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What makes it cold ?? in a room? Air conditioning

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A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, “now were not even allowed to do that.”

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Knock knock whos their. Cold. Cold who? “It is cold out here”

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Do you know warrior cats? I heard Hawkfrost is Cold.

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Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she’s cold? – Because it’s 90 degrees.

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Hell in Greek Times was known as cold and misty… so now just look at Seattle.

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