What did the iceberg say to the firefighter? Come close and i’ll knock you out cold
Q.Why do Skeletons hate the cold A. It sends chills up there spine
Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late? His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
Why are colds such bad robbers? – Because they’re so easy to catch.
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees? Cold as hell
Texas be like its cold over here over here
Why don’t mountains catch colds? They wear snow caps.
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model…
why would the chicken not cross the road? Beacuse its to old.(the joke is old) (the nchicken is old)
what are mountains so cold?? your muom lol
What makes it cold ?? in a room? Air conditioning
What did Sushi ‘A’ say to Sushi ‘B’? -Wassaaaa…B
is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?
My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice i called it cold hard cash
why was the stadium so cold? Because of all its fans!
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