Knock knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
why would the chicken not cross the road? Beacuse its to old.(the joke is old) (the nchicken is old)
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There usually 90^!
SOn:hey dad im cold can you give me a lift from work Dad:Hi cold, Nice to meet you sorry i dont pick up strangers Son:I hate you
What cannibals call a person that is running? Fast Food
why was the stadium so cold? Because of all its fans!
What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.
Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relived. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. Nitrogen! The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good nigh-“
When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.
Yoo mama so stupid she tried to stop the cold war with a heater
Knock knock whos their. Cold. Cold who? “It is cold out here”
in normal country they have lemonade in soviet russia they have Leninade “refresh yourself with a cold war.”
I picked up a document and I started to feel cold. I looked down at the document and it read DRAFT.
One time a kid came to the hospital and said “I really need help”, the kid said he was really hot so the put an ice cold towel on him. Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems and he said “yes I am really hot” and the doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said “are you sure, you look amazing” and the kid said that he ment to say I look hot!
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold? A: It’s always 90 degrees.
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