Frozen

What cannibals call a person that is running? Fast Food

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A Blonde crashed A Helicopter. A Police Officer Asked Her What Happened. She Says, “It Got Cold So I Turned Off The Fan.”

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what can u catch but not throw? … . . . … … … … … . . … … … … Ook. a cold!

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A blonde crashes a airplane Officer: could you please explain to me what happened? Woman: It got so cold in the plane I turned the fan off. Officer: face palms self Also officer: Here’s you sign

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Ok now I’m not good at telling jokes but this 1 is not to bad 1 cunt said to anothrr cunt do you get cold at night f@ck no cunt the 1 st cunt said htm title=' currains to keep the cold out cunt xx'>why I have a built in set of verticlal currains to keep the cold out cunt xx

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what’s gassy and as cold as ice. ur-anus

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Why did sallys pizza get cold, because she has no arms.

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Ice cold coffee? Coll beans!

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What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war cold war

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?

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in normal country they have lemonade in soviet russia they have Leninade “refresh yourself with a cold war.”

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Q.Why do Skeletons hate the cold A. It sends chills up there spine

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Why don’t mountains catch colds? They wear snow caps.

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What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather? A brrrrrrrr-d!

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What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.

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