It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
What does a bar fly and a Necrophiliac have in common? They both enjoy a Cold one once in awhile.
I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.
What cannibals call a person that is running? Fast Food
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways. your forehead so big if you fell you would knock out your state cold
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building? It was to cold because they did not have a home.
One time a kid came to the hospital and said “I really need help”, the kid said he was really hot so the put an ice cold towel on him. Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems and he said “yes I am really hot” and the doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said “are you sure, you look amazing” and the kid said that he ment to say I look hot!
A blonde crashes a airplane Officer: could you please explain to me what happened? Woman: It got so cold in the plane I turned the fan off. Officer: face palms self Also officer: Here’s you sign
what do you do when you get locked outside your house… you talk to the lock. because communication is key.
Why did sallys pizza get cold, because she has no arms.
Ice cold coffee? Coll beans!
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him
when is a cold not a cold?
I picked up a document and I started to feel cold. I looked down at the document and it read DRAFT.
what’s gassy and as cold as ice. ur-anus
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