The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?
Nothing.
My mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1,2, 3,3.1,95,98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7,8, 10.”
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
Why is stephen hawking an organ donator?
Because he saved 200 computers.
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