Fat jokes

Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.

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Yo mama so fat when she ordered a water bed they gave her the pacific ocean.

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What do you call a fat psychic?

A four chin teller.

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Yo mama so fat thanos had to snap twice

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By the way, this joke is easily found on Google, this was not created by me, I just have not seen it in these fat jokes so I thought I’d say it.

Doctor: I diagnoss you with obesitiy. Patient: It runs in the family. Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.

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Yo mama is so fat it took Nation Wide 15 years to get on her side.

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Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said one at a time please.

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What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?

They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.

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Ur mom fat lol

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Yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying ten pounds of crack

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Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for WII FIT!

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Im not fat!!

Im a Nutritional Overachiever

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Yo momma so fat she tried to eat a pie chart.

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Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?"

Woman: "Why, because your loving it?"

Man: “No, because its fat and greasy.”

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What did the little boy say to the fat man?

How many Japs did you get?

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