What’s a green cucumber……. A carrot
Why did the camle cross the road Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass
Stephen Hawking is intelligent. He is not as green as he is cabbage.
What’s red and green and go’s 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender…
Me: Know one likes shrek he is just a fat green guy friend hey stop talking about me
What’s red and in a corner ? A baby with a razor blade What’s green and in a corner ? The same baby three weeks later
What’s green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? – A pool table.
how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
What’s red green and smells like shit …red and green shit
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
Whats green and sticky? … a stick.
This dude right here don’t look nothing like no damn tyrese gibson. He look like a hot fishy tail termite all dress in green makeup.
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road? Because they will get turned into a pancake even more its not funny i know
There was a fancy dress party the theme was emotions. one guy came dressed in green and he was envy, another person came dressed in red and she was anger another guy came dressed in blue and he was sadness. Two indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear said he was deep in dispear, the other indian came with his d*** in custard and he said he was f***ing dicustard
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
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