Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks… “Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?”
“Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That’s why grandpa has to take the blue pills.”
What Football Club das Mason green wood play for? Prison Fc
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn’t ketchup. So we switched to cheese burgers, but I still couldn’t mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through. So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn’t seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn’t digest the stress I guess:D
Stephen Hawking is intelligent. He is not as green as he is cabbage.
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians
And they created The Green Party
What is 14 inches long and starts with D
A Dookie From GREEN DAY
What’s green then red all over and goes 100mph?
A frog in a blender
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?
Green bay packers & New England Patriots
Interviewer: what are your strengths? Interviewee: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: and your weaknesses? Interviewee: those beautiful green eyes of yours…
What’s a green cucumber……. A carrot
How do you confuse a blonde paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene’s children? Artifical vanilla come from a beaver’s asshole, the children from an asshole’s beaver.
This joke is so funny I’ll bet you greened (grined)
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