Green jokes

What’s a green cucumber……. A carrot

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Stephen Hawking is intelligent. He is not as green as he is cabbage.

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what is green grass you tard

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What is the difference between a climate change and the green house effect once a philosopher twice a sodomite

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what turns green to red in a flick of a switch?A frog in a blender.

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Hoow on god’s green earth does my boyfriend have a phone? JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU’LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.

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f@ck the green bay packers

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What did the green light say to the red light - don’t look I’m changing

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What is blue, green, flat and has teeth. The earth but I lied about the teeth

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe… Breathe…

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What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick. What’s invisible and bad for you to breath? Mustard gas. What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste

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What’s red and green and go’s 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender…

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what is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs? …a girl scout that got hit by a car

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What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds? Kermit in a car crash.

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what is green and looks like a school bus a school bus

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