What’s the difference between 69 and High School? In 69 you usually only kiss one cnt and look at one a*hole
An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five… the tree left her hanging
What do you call a high school student? Alone and depressed.
If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered suislide? Asking for a friend.
why is it bad to high five an emo… they will leave themselves hanging
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched Jill’s thigh and said “I know you wanna.” Jill said yes, took off her dress and then they had some fun. But silly Jill forgot her pills and now they have a son.
Why did hitler kill him self? His gas bill was to high
When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen. And I could just have his motorcycle.
joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops
One day I told my wife that she drew her I brows too high, She looked surprised.
There were 30 high school seniors taking finals, and once they finished, the teacher, Mrs Jones walked up and down the classroom to collect the tests, and asked “so, are you guys ready for college?” And Brian answered “no way. School is just a waste of time, every day taking seven cruel hours of our lives.” Angela replied “never! Like Brian said, school is just a waste of time, and the next level is surely not worth paying $50,000 for. Besides, math class is mental abuse to humans!” And Jack said “school has been a waste of so much time I’ll never get back, and after these finals I’ve realized…f@ck, I never actually learned shit!”
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a hot wheels car
Why did hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high
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