Sea jokes

Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank

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Hey guys! It’s Triple G you can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes as those are the jokes I specialise and only do best on the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)

Au revouir, GGG

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When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.

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What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I

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Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet?

They have to see the food to eat

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It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.

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What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy

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What part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?

The sea

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Why was the sea sad? because it was blue

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What do you get wen you goblin with a shark

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Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?

Because she can’t hear the sea.

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Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater fur at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears — „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“

How does the sea say hello It WAVES you SEA what I did their I’m SHORE you saw it Don’t be SALTY

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What does an cannibal call people in water

Sea food

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Why is the sea salty because it is always blue??(?’?’?)

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