There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac
Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
What Would you find on a haunted beach? A Sand-witch! “Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”
Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.
what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!
what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine
What do you call under water maid A mermaid
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
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